>But really, this is just JS wearing some new clothes.

And that's not a bad thing.

If you want FP and encapsulation, you can write something like this (functionally equivalent to the OO version, unlike TFA's example)

  move = ->
    alert "#{@move_verb or "Mov"}ing..."
    alert "#{@name or "It"} moved #{@distance or 1} meters"

  snake =
     name: "Sammy"
     distance: 5
     move_verb: "Slither"

  horse =
     name: "Tommy"
     distance: 45
     move_verb: "Gallop"
  
  move.call snake
  move.call horse

Dude. Really ? You've just invented objects, but you'd rather not call it that. You have two attributes ( name & distance ) and you've made an attribute out of the method ( move_verb ?! heh heh ) as well, very clever. You are then calling a function & asking it to sort it all out. If we are going to call this FP, that's a real stretch. What objects buy you is that name,distance & move_verb are common to both snake & horse, so they should be refactored to some base class & then snake & horse should be instances of that class. But then you won't do OO, so you must encapsulate in this roundabout fashion:) I'll grant it does give you FP + encapsulation.

shiffern's example uses the same coding style you use in Clojure. It doesn't feel like stretch to call it FP. Start with a basic data structure (the object in shiffern's example would translate to a map in Clojure) and then operate on it with simple functions.

  (def snake {:name "Sammy" 
              :distance 5 
              :move-verb "Slither"})

  (def horse {:name "Tommy" 
              :distance 45 
              :move-verb "Gallop"})

  (defn move[{:keys [name distance move-verb]}]
    (println (str (or move-verb "Mov") "ing..."))
    (println (or name "It") "moved" (or distance 1) "meters")) 

  (move snake)
  (move horse)

or in scala:

    val snake = Map("name"->"Sammy", "dist"->"5m","move"->" slithers ")
    val horse = Map("name"->"Tommy", "dist"->"45m","move"->" gallops ")
    def move(m: Map[String,String]) = println( m("name") + m("move" ) + m("dist")

     scala> move (snake)
     Sammy slithers 5m
     scala> move (horse)
     Tommy gallops 45m

If FP = OO via dictionaries, then yeah, ok :))

The example given by author is very FP and not OOP, since the move function doesn't modify shared state and the only side-effect is output.

We use CoffeeScript for node.js and browser client code. I think classes more useful for control patterns, like EventEmitter in node.js, and much less for wrapping of data, as done in traditional Java/C++ -style OOP or ORM models.

I'll chip in Erlang (real production-grade code with type-specs, not a short REPL example):

    -module(animal).

    -record(animal{ 
                    name      :: string(),
                    distance  :: integer(),
                    move_verb :: string()
                  }).

    -spec move(animal()) -> ok.
    move(#animal{name=Name, distance=Distance, move_verb=MoveVerb}) -> 
      io:format("~sing... ~s moved ~b meters~n", 
                [default(MoveVerb, "Mov"), default(Name, "It"), default(Distance,1)]).

    -spec default(X::any(), Val::any()) -> any().
    default(undefined,Val) -> Val.
    default(X,        _)   -> X.

    -spec main() -> ok.
    main() ->
      Snake = #animal{name      = "Sammy",
                      distance  = 5, 
                      move_verb = "Slither"},

      Horse = #animal{name      = "Tommy", 
                      distance  = 45, 
                      move_verb = "Gallop"},

      [move(A) || A <- [Snake, Horse]],
      ok.